Looking to buy some clothes, eh?

I wonder if the next president could do something to stop that… seems like the head of DOGE might like it (or not, if that means contrarians disappear and stop “community noting” his posts, and allow for a more echoey chamber)

Let’s get this Alvin Parsley laughing emoji laughing emoji

The invention of .99 cents pricing

I use Ecosia! I also like DuckDuckGo, but I go with Ecosia as a default, cause I like their cause. DuckDuckGo has the benefit of having ddg.gg as an address, which is quick to use when not the default (“ddg.gg/search terms” might work for not searching with Google or Bing or whatever the default may be on a device other than your own)

Wasn’t that originally to sell newspaper?

They see me rollin’, they hatin’

When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all

Definitely Futurama quote most likely word-to-word correct

I don’t want a lot for Christmas

You have a collect call from: daddy fine Nebraska cornfields Chris garbage hang up

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

Damn, they took orange too? Deadass not making this pizza

You mean we can’t say anything bad about dumb ol’ Texas?

Well, they could expand tags beyond simply NSFW. A clear example would be “nudity” vs something like “violence”, but could be more specific like “nudity” vs “sexual” or “pornographic”

Look, let me tell you something. A Minion died for you. A Minion paid the price of sin for you and me that we deserve. Why? Because they love you. And if you think Minions are a false idol, then keep on scrolling. But if you know that a Minion died for your sins, type ‘wonderful savior’ and smash that upvote button

Picture a hot dog bun. And throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pack- into a bag. And put the universe into a bag and you, all of a sudden, they become

Shouldn’t sports have categories based on abilities? I see people be like “trans women are stronger than cis women cause, idk, testosterone or something” and I just think, y’know, if that’s a problem, why aren’t categories based on strength or abilities or whatever?

Wow, me first Removed comment on Lemmy! What do I do now?

It’s not stealing if you give it back afterwards

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