Godspeed! And may the the bbq sauce life raft carry you safely across these treacherous waters.

I’m wheezing at the amount of existential dread in your question about BBQ sauces. Sorry man, life may be shitty right now but at least you’ve got a good sense of humor.

I’m just gonna pretend they’re sacrificing themselves to contain the musk spam in this one place, where we can easily block it.

Every web frontend is source-available. You can do some obfuscation sure, but it’s always possible to just grab the computed style properties when the document finished rendering.