Here’s a fun list: https://www.dailywritingtips.com/75-contronyms-words-with-contradictory-meanings/

It literally includes literally 😉

The dictionary is descriptive, not proscriptive. Language evolves

Literally has been used as an intensifier for over 200 years. The Oxford English Dictionary includes the definition of “figuratively”. Jane Austen, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Henry David Thoreau, James Fenimore Cooper, James Joyce, Charles Dickens, and Mark Twain all used it that way in their writing.

When I was at Qualcomm we had an experimental, internally developed mobile OS that embraced the ubiquity of the browser and the power of apps written for the browser. The code name was b2f, which stood for “boot to Firefox”

When my Jewish roommate told his parents he was dating a gentile they told him he was “thinning the blood”

Mfw my sophomore year in HS is “ancient”

Those automats had a fully staffed kitchen behind them, cooking and placing the food in slots to be bought

Unix

Minix

AIX

Irix

HP/UX

Ultrix

OSF/1

Linux

Those are just the ones I remember because I’ve used them

Take vitamin b complex and drink something with electrolytes. (It’s what plants crave) (Kidding about the Idiocracy joke, do it). Source: recovering alcoholic

Thank you for that

The more I learn about the concessions made to the southern slave owners I wish the founders hadn’t tried so hard to include them in the union. The north and the south were so different it seems like it would be as doomed to failure as jamming all the Balkan states into a single country.

Every time Texas threatens to secede and doesn’t I wish we had the choice to vote them out so they could see just how badly they are not the hot shit they think they are.

The problem with a simple majority is it allows large states to completely dominate less populated states.

We are a republic, kind of like how the UK is a union of (at least) four countries each with its own government. We are 50 states each with its own government and the constitutional right to make it’s own laws about matters not specifically delegated to the federal government (see the abortion rights debate).

The founding fathers established the electoral college as a compromise between electing the president in a vote by Congress and a popular vote. I would take an amendment to the constitution to get rid of it.

The Glock has three safeties designed to prevent the weapon from firing if the trigger hasn’t been pulled correctly. One of these prevents the trigger from moving backwards unless it is depressed inside the trigger guard. You clearly know all this.

The term you’re looking for is “affirmative safety”, one type of which would be the common switch on the side of the frame that prevents the trigger from being pulled until it is disengaged in an action distinct from pulling the trigger. The Glock does not have an affirmative safety.

Source: certified Glock armorer

That isn’t good for the tree

The android build system used that limitation of Windows to prevent android from being built on Windows. They purposely had directories with the same name but different capitalization.

I guess I could be wrong, but I can’t be assed to spend two minutes rereading the article. I’ll just continue to pontificate from my position of misinformation

there is absolutely no difference between a religion and a cult

OMG, you’re starting to get it!

My email is my last name dot com. I’ve had it for 28 years.

Sam Kinison reference. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

“We have deserts in America. We just don’t fucking live in them!”

Should proofread your posts

No, we call jam jam. Jelly is made purely of the juice of a fruit or berry, thickened with pectin and with added sugar. If you use the whole fruit smooshed up but with chunks we call it preserves. We also call marmalade marmalade. It’s made primarily of the skin of citrus fruit, but you probably know that