I thought they were going to turn into Saddam Husseins.

This one reads like a it’s always sunny episode. Like it would be “I won’t screw up I won’t screw up I won’t screw up” and then opening credits “the gang screws up”.

That’s so heartbreaking. I can’t imagine the level of isolation it would feel to be a woman under Taliban rule.

What happened?

Did they think Rishi was going to help the poors?

Ultimately, the report is calling on Britain’s prime minister Rishi Sunak to get to the bottom of the issue and help businesses grapple with the cost of continuous absences.

After a republican called Puerto Rico an island of garbage.

Oh shit

Didn’t Vader say he wanted to bring peace to the galaxy.

Tires are the enemy

It’s a little loss isn’t it

Donut is round, so definitely

And Lemmy is like… we’re just happy you’re here and posting. Stick around for a while.

Oh Onion, why you gotta be so on point all the time.

At press time, Sikora warned that if the United States failed to act now, it would have no plausible deniability for the death and destruction that record-breaking storms, heat, floods, and drought will inevitably bring.

Neat. Handy. Thank you.

Matt Damon trying to listen in?

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

A

Snails sleep for 3

As an adult, I wonder what Mo’s home life was like.

But… we’re talking French and Adam and Eve was written in Hebrew. Is it the same for Hebrew?