Giving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I’ve still won. 100 times.
So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I’m as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.
Not if he said, “No one will ever believe you.”
Nope, not legal.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Or, that’s a paddlin’.
Both applicable. Take your pick.
Don’t forget the blow!
I’m not your buddy, pal!
It’s poop. He eats his poop, doesn’t he…?
Not Tilly. She’s a little jerk when she wants to be. Won’t leave her big sis alone. 😆
They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.