I once woke up during an upper endoscopy. It wasn’t a pleasant experience. The anesthesiologist noticed pretty fast though and put me back out.

Tribbles

For an apricot, I’m old. For a head of lettuce, even more so. For a mountain, I have not even begun in years. For a man, I am just right.

My tastes change from time to time, and even if they didn’t it’s difficult to choose one across all genre. But I think my all-time favorite is The Princess Bride.