Or just don’t.

The clicks don’t bait themselves

lol fuck every tourist in the ass sideways I guess.

That’s not how telecommunications work at all. You always have backwards compatibility and you don’t need perfect latency or beam forming to make an emergency call. Don’t kid yourself it is solely to fuck with consumers and to make more money somehow.

Telcos in Australia have so far been the worst money grabbing vultures that I’ve ever seen. Like these motherfuckers would lock a PoE line to the MAC address of an networkadapter, so that you could use one machine and nothing more.

Please someone introduce the idea of ‘real men shit standing’ or ‘I shit my ground standing’ to toxic masculine MAGA people and make it a thing. 🙏

If the idea of masculinity is getting challenged by sitting down to pee theres a whole shit ton of other more urgent problems mate 😹

That’s the baffling thing. Normally in Germany you have to have paper, permits and inspectors(and inspectors for the inspectors) before you are even allowed to think about doing something. This is nuts that someone green lit this

He probably could. But he’ll spin this into ‘make speech free again’™ or some hulkshit

Maybe if you are Asian and have never seen mark zuckerberg 👍

I thought The dude mistook fire for burned toast and Everett just k.o.ed a guy having a stroke

Imagine paying 30k$ so that some guy in India gives you regular handjobs 🤦

Now imagine that’s your job 🤦

Tbf the other comics are edgy to a point where it becomes funny. I’ve been expecting some outrageous twist in the last panel, but he’s just missing his dog. So yeah this is an unexpected 10/10 and kick you right in the feels because it makes you remember names. Well played sir cyanide&happiness

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Do you have an only fans?

I know you don’t realize how incredibly cheap food (even meat) is in Germany, that’s ok.

Newsflash: Egypt is already threatening sudan with war if they don’t get rid of the damn

There’s lots of unused space in brandenburg

No! The game is perfect. Don’t screw it up with a sequel

Oh my bad. I thought you meant ‘days gone’

Phone keyboard ate the 2… it’s a /32 block ipv6