In gnome there’s dconf

Personally, I think methanation may be promising, since you can use the existing infrastructure.

Ah sweet, man-made horrors within my comprehension

But what if we gave each dinosaur an oxygen mask?

Slugs do not work that way! Good night!

Insane Clown Posse would like to have a word with you

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics.

I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.