Giggidy

This.

If Kylie Minogue is in my bed it’s definitely a dream.

I had to install a firmware update in my Nike trainers not long after I got them. Welcome to the future.

Does he not have any arms?

Run around the paddock whilst it chases you and wait for it to keel over.

Not with those arms

The back of that T-shirt is actually less offensive than the front lol

E

Ah, the greatest nation in the world

/s

Porn for people who like poop

I feel like this is a wooosh

Londoner here. That’s a roll that is. Unless you’re putting a burger in it, then it’s a bun.