My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

You know what’s up

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

I’ve lived in many locations throughout the gray area for most of my life. I’ve never heard “coke” used as a generic for all sodas. It’s some sort of pervasive myth. Maybe that was the case at some point in history but not in the last 47 years.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

My first thought also

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

They are not.

Tbf, that’s a pretty low bar.

Man, that last panel made me crack up.

Well said

Hopefully at least one was a dog.

Nice tip. Definitely worth trying out for 20 bucks.

Hey, nice cat.

That was really interesting and informative. Thank you that comment.

Those are great but I recently switched to these. They are a little more expensive but they come with three different filters for different decibel levels.

Well, here I go watching that ten times in a row again

According to that diagram, the dog is in the trunk.

Man, I love Asher Perlman. He’s what happens when you take New Yorker cartoons and make them actually funny.