Did you see Lawrence Welk last night?

What about when businesses commit criminal acts?

Shame that you value your life so little that you wasted a part of it typing that out.

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What is a ‘tankie’?

In the year of the cat.

You haven’t met your downvote quota today. Feelin’ ok?

We shouldn’t make jokes at their expanse.

It seems one out of every ten women find guys who like porn attractive.

One might argue that a two-party system (with the electoral college the way it is) is not a democracy

Some warning words in job listings:

• “hit the ground running” : there’s no time or people to train you, you have a day to learn the whole system.
• ”we’re looking for a rock star…” : the one guy who knew how it all worked rage quit, we need someone who can do it all
• ”open to graduate engineers” : we don’t want to pay a high salary for an experienced engineer so we’ll pay you peanuts to (hopefully) do the same role.
• ”As a world leader in…” : few have heard of us before, including you
• “…fast paced environment …” : We don’t have enough people, would rather not spend the money , prepare to do three roles at once
• “work hard, and play hard” : No play just work, 16 hour days. Once every 6 months HR will plan a mandatory rock climbing event (on a Saturday)
• ”…Remote flexibility” : You can work at home one day per month if it’s snowing otherwise we need you to commute in for every 15 minute meeting
• “You will lead a multi-disciplined team…” : a collection of odds and sods who can’t communicate or get anything done. That’s why there’s an opening
• “…family oriented business…” : We’ll call you with problems any hour of the night, your scheduled vacations are subject to cancellation, if you resign we need 6 months notice, then we’ll still call you at your new job for advice.
• ”We are the innovators” : we need you to juice up our also-ran bland product line
• Any mention of onsite food or catering means they want you working while eating lunch
• ”An opportunity has arisen” : Someone said fuck this I’m out.
• If it’s a job with little contact with customers or clients and they still mention casual Fridays, avoid
• ”You should have ten years experience in Ratfuck XBumpick version 2.3 (1997 edition) and 8 years experience in Tard Tool Power Edition DOS” : We’ll consider you if understand numbered lists in Word.
• ”You enjoy new challenges every day…” : The rest of us just want to get the fuck out of here at 5 o clock and go home.

For someone who’s upset about murder, you don’t seem to have a problem with murder. Advocating violence is grounds for a ban from this sub.

We should, but they need to be American candidates not Russian assets.

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Have you stopped to consider that labelling someone as the “enemy” is parlance mostly engaged in by conservatives? Progressives don’t usually think in those terms. To a progressive, you might be ignorant, misinformed, misguided, deluded, xenophobic, racist, or engaging in bad faith, but you are rarely the “enemy.” Even Trump himself although perhaps though of as an “enemy of democracy,” is not a personal enemy. Your response using that metaphor serves to highlight the conservative mind set of making it personal, and harboring an anger so deep that political disagreement is grounds for personal animosity and even violence.

Sorry pal. Harris gonna win.

One of the foundational principles of capitalism is that it’s perfectly acceptable to pay wages that people can’t survive on. The company’s profits are more important than the livelihood of the workers. This is obfuscated by the term “starter jobs”

You mean Mitch “Deuce” McConnell?

Buying a Tesla is a vote for Big Orange.