What? And lose the only source of income they can get? That boat, RV, and truck payment ain’t gonna pay itself.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

The one drop of blood people don’t think Puerto Ricans are white? Color me… surprised?

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

Meta isn’t suing anyone. But Zuck took that hard R, maga money.

Let’s hope.

You can’t expect slaves to transport themselves to the mines canvas neighborhoods.

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

His emerald mine slaves may have to eat dog to survive.

I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.

I’m in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I’m fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What’s he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

As an American… An American leopard?

Participation trophies

Voting records don’t show whom you voted for. They do show party affiliation, which they can infer from.

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Yeah. Cocaine is ok if you’re trying to get an edge on the competition as a stock trader. But, not ok if you’re black.

I’m just surprised they could find enough women willing to be in the same room with him.

Randolph Carter

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.