“In common law, in Maryland, it’s already against the law to rape your wife, that’s no question about that, it’s against the law. But we’re talking like fourth-degree offense,” Parrott said. “I mean, you just pat them in the wrong way, they take it sexually inappropriately. That’s marriage. Those things are protected in marriage, and this law gets rid of that.”

What a piece of shit.

I can’t believe I have to make my sleeping spot a-gain.

Someone’s a little guy in that photo.

It’d have to be an incredible amount. Music is my first passion. You’d have to give me huge fuck-you-money.

Prolly the European ones have healthcare.

You get to drink from the firehose!

Inmates smuggle phones into prison and then make videos that they post on social media. It’s pretty crazy.

Congrats!

Giving you feedback opens them up to liability if you sue.

Those pesky journalists at NPR are at it again…

As part of his criminal case over Jan. 6, federal prosecutors described the rioter, Timothy Hale-Cusanelli, as a “white supremacist and Nazi sympathizer,” who told his coworkers at a naval weapons station that “Hitler should have finished the job” and “babies born with any deformities or disabilities should be shot in the forehead.”

What a putz. Spartans would have thrown him off a ledge.

Hale-Cusanelli has hailed Trump as a “God Emperor,” posted photos from near the front of a Trump rally and showed off a MAGA hat that was apparently signed by the former president.

Mentally deranged.

She was a no-show at the Fox Debate

Fox asked offering three possible dates and he declined. But his idiots will believe him because everything he says is basically direct from God. Psychos.

The 22-year-old last posted on Instagram on August 18. On that post, fans questioned her decision to like Swift’s post and accused her of “caving.” Others outright claimed they would no longer support the young star.

How fragile do you have to be to behave this way? Cause this isn’t what a calm and confident person would do. This is the behavior of bratty fucking children in adult costumes.

Oh, Donnie, NO! Margie, are you going to buy more stock to prop this up for your big wet boy?

Well, as he said, he certainly won the first one. I don’t know why he wouldn’t wanna keep racking up wins. Unless, maybe he’s embarrassed to have been manipulated right… the fuck over… by… a… woman.

That was excellent. Thanks!

3380 pages

Holy shit.

Hang on, apparently I’m supposed to use this shovel to talk to corpses. “Hi Grandma!”

They believe they can make fewer people do more work. This has nothing to do with efficiency.

Aside from the anxiety caused by Tuesday night’s debate, the woman also said her cars have been vandalized twice in the middle of the night. She woke up one morning to broken windows and another to acid thrown on the vehicle. She’s added cameras to her driveway and tried to report the incidents to the police to no avail.

Rightwing politics is stochastic terrorism.

Over the past few months, nearly 20,000 Haitians have settled in Springfield over the past four years.

Which is it? Months or years? I hate the death of journalism and lack of copy editing.

“They can vomit all the hate they want about illegal immigrants, the Border crisis and even untrue claims about fluffy pets being ravaged and eaten by community members,” Clark continued. “However they are not allowed nor have they ever been allowed to mention Aiden Clark from Springfield Ohio.

That’s quite a principled stand, allowing for lies about other subjects. Why not condemn all of it.

Forty-nine percent said Harris “seemed like someone who would listen to me and understand my concerns,” compared to 18% who saw Trump that way.

Who the hell still thinks this asshole would be capable of empathizing with anyone but himself. Rightwingers are fucking stupid.