well, bullets are very small and girthy in comparison, so yes.

yeah it’s pretty light and meaty in comparison. I myself prefer the crunchwrap supreme

Also, they’re clearly on a lake

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”

“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

yes once, to gain its power. why?

knock knock

uh, hi. If you place the blades in front of the router, it will start chopping the packets before they even reach. You need to use an bladeless fan

And I said you fly boys crack me up.

we’ll see what Starmer does. So far his gestures have sounded promising, but you never know

Roving gangs of suburban kids on bikes

or get promoted for having that wild / surrealist energy that the CEO has been looking for all along for some reason

Can engine oil not be repurposed for other things? Like burning it? Or is that stupid

😂 ← this one. This is the most aggressive. I’m not even joking. I hate this emoji with a vengeance

he’d be shooting dust by the time he reached the end of the street

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I don’t… I don’t get it

the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog

Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)

When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.

she’s facing the same way he is, so I don’t think so

I was leaning more on the “I am a 30/40 yo city worker who lives in a small village with no train station and poor bus service. I don’t have kids, but like weekend getaways with my partner and this car speaks to my meagre price range and eco sensibilities.”