Adidas gloves are the boss IMO

“I really like bullshin with you dude/bro”

let them know how the shit you share is meaningful and that you enjoy life more with them around

It’s been that way forever, I remember looking at my watch and thinking about it in the 90s

Betty is lookin fine as ever

the long distance rates probably cost as much as a new boat!

GG Allin!

Why did you refer to it as shoving something down your throat?

Oh no, not again!

What does that mean? It just sounds like fish noises if I sound it out. Are you ok?

My wife worked for this guy that has since passed away. She was his sous chef at a very posh up and coming restaurant. They had fried chicken specials every so often and it was always their biggest huge hit. Like always selling out.

The secret of his success was his special herbs and spices, which included weed. He figured that nobody would get that high from a serving so he was like IDGAF.

Eddy was one of a kind. Rest in peace friend.

Is this a new kink?

classic

The pot calling the kettle black

This hits too close to home.

😓

yes please!

its “broken” because people aren’t voting for their candidates

If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.

-David Frum (Republican)

I don’t even have children and always vote for the school taxes. Only an idiot would shoot themselves in the foot by neglecting the people who will care for them in their end days.

I love and cherish that moment when I can trap my youngest family members with simple answers that turn into this after they ask follow-up questions

THoSE people didn’t like it, that means it should smash for MY crowd!

-that guys internal dialogue… Maybe

Really makes me want to hear what Justin Bieber has to say… Not that I care what he has to sing or anything but I bet he has some major ammunition against Combs