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59·2 days agoGlad you and your lizard are safe!
Pew pew pew, bap-bap-bap-bap-bap
4·3 days agoBig bag of frozen nuggies ftw
9·3 days agoBe sure to tip your senator!
16·4 days agoBe sure to tip your governor!
142·5 days agoHey guys we made a neat new Bluetooth tracker! We’re innovators!
2·6 days ago“Ice cream van music, but it starts playing after you’ve found a dead body” type vibes lol
16·9 days agoOn a serious note - neat concept, maybe pick an interesting hook from a bunch of books to encourage kids to read them
On an unserious note - Paper. They taste like paper. Old paper.
30·10 days agoThere’s technically enough food for nobody to starve, so nobody can be starving!
The exact same way it works in the rest of the world right now, right?
…right??
You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
I think the “Congratulations, homosexual!” aperture science meme sums it up pretty well.
It was when I was holding leftmost lane position passing a semi and it beeped and tried to steer me into said semi that I decided it can fuck off for ever lol
Oh ho ho, not just in public my friend
14·12 days agoFunny how giant corporations known for sucking the life out of their employees are terrified of unionization.
Yeah, but he was who signed it so they give him credit it seems
Of course, he delivered the activist Supreme Court that they always dreamed of.
103·14 days agoWhat kind of monster attacks public libraries
Holy crap what a good point. Exclusion of those who are ‘straight’ but closeted could cause so much harm.
Yup, they started to force me to drive to an office where none of the people I work with are, now that’s the only place I do work for them.
Used to think about and work on projects after hours if I found them interesting or realized a solution I hadn’t thought of. They’ve shown me they don’t care about my comfort, so I don’t feel the need to care about their problems either. The work will be there tomorrow.
They’re so divorced from reality that they think we’d just give up extra hours of our lives for commuting and keep up the same work output. Fuckin nope, going switch to doing the bare minimum it takes to keep you signing checks.