I want that guitar pedal

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

You can almost read this meme to the tune of Bryan Adam’s “Summer of 69”

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

They’ve finally found more money?

Oh god whatever you do, DO NOT search for Valkyrie Drive, it’s a trap. It’s filled with lures of lesbian softcore hentai and dubious morals, but fails to deliver ANY message for gun control reform OR firearm safety.

how very submissive and breedable of you to say

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

Short answer: mental illness

Long answer: it will vary from various iterations, but often Bruce Wayne is minimally present as a CEO (which, eyy, not really different from most of them.) Bruce Wayne / Batman is able to rest while crime exists in the same way an insomniac rests on itchy sheets in the middle of a parade: he doesn’t. He is beyond obsessed on stopping crime, to the detriment of his health and safety, as well as those around him. His entire entourage regularly pushes him to slow down, rest, take time to heal, etc, and he keeps getting up. It’s beyond his (present) ability to control. There’s been a few instances (like with Andrea in Mask of the Phantasm) where he does find himself at peace and can move on, but mostly, he’s a prisoner of his own trauma. It’s been stated multiple times that his obsession is no different than the Joker’s or the Riddler’s.