• JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    I’m here rallying against the other woke agenda.

    How dare people expect me to have less than 12 hours of sleep?! Have they seen my bed? Have they felt it?? Most certainly not!
    Eat a brownie and have a nap! The man has no jurisdiction under these comfy covers!!!

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      5 days ago

      Unfortunately I just can’t relate to this. I got a new mattress, which is great, but now my pillows are ever so slightly too short or too soft. Do you have any recommendations?

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        5 days ago

        Try a knockoff 2-pack of my pillow.

        You can adjust the loft, both through adding/removing fill and smooshing it up in different ways, and they are pretty damned stiff.

        I had a regular chunk-memory-foam and loved that… these are somehow much stiffer… they have a mix of poly fill and the dense memory foam chunks… I find them unusable, because soft is my jam.

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        5 days ago

        I’m afraid I cannot be of help, you see I had the same issue. My current pillow was obtained after years of searching, from perhaps thousands, if not billions of pillows tested.
        I know not of its name, nor origins. It satisfies me, though I often wonder what would happen once this pillow meets the same fate as the others. Tagless, innards squished to where they shall expand no more… I would like to say this keeps me up at night, though it’s a decent pillow. Good luck on your quest.

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      4 days ago

      How dare people expect me to have less than 12 hours of sleep?!

      People, hell. My dogs expect me to give them treats by 6 am regardless of how I feel about it. It was more like 4:45 today.