President Donald Trump issued an executive order Monday declaring that it is “the policy of the United States to end the use of paper straws.”
Nonfunctional, huh? I was able to get liquid to go from a cup, through a paper straw and into my mouth just a couple of days ago. Of course, this is the UK. Have paper straws in the U.S. lost the power to facilitate liquid transportation?
Yeah, I don’t really like how mushy paper straws can get either. You know what I dislike even more? The fact that I have enough microplastics in my body to make an entire box full of plastic straws.
Old man shoots at cloud.
Old country shoots at cloud.
I use metal straws for everything…
I mean, paper straws suck big time, but there’s corn-based “plastic” now that works great.
I don’t the mental image that comes from the assumption behind this action:
Trump’s mouth is so wet that McDonalds paper straws aren’t strong enough hold up to his sucking
Donny got the succ with those glizzy lips.
But eggs still cost $95.00 a dozen donny!
The party of “growing up” can’t drink from the cup like a “real grown up”…
