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Edit: omg everyone please reply to each other with suggested additional nicknames
On the left is Babyman, also known as Chickenman. He has two names because he’s either a babyman where he’s all cuddly and wants to be cozy or he’s a Chickenman because he looks like an uncooked chicken as he runs like a madman all over the house when he’s hyper.
On the right is Freyja. Typically goes by ‘Frey’, but when she’s in a hyper mood (which is extremely rare) we call her ‘Turbo Cylinder’ because she’s very tubular in shape at high speed.
SIMBA -> SIMBABIMBA
yeah, that works nicely
I’ve got two. A void and (I think) a blue point.
The void is Apollo, but his nickname is “what is that in your mouth”
The blue point is Islay, but her nickname is “how the fuck did you get the toilet paper again”
Percy aka Percy-Cat and No, you’ve already been fed!
Her name is Masha, but I call her “Estás bien fea” (“you are so ugly”). She doesn’t mind.
Why dignify such obvious lies with a reaction 😒
Anya (she and all of her litter mates were named for Buffy TVS characters): frequently referred to as Fluffy Girl, Hissy Face, or Lady Shedsalot
Ozymandias (named for one of my favorite poems, but also to kind of keep with the Buffy theme): Oz, Ozzy, Bubby, Fuzzy Boy, Big Boy, Squeaky, Fluff For Brains
Nova and Athena. SillyButt and BabyKitty.
My sister calls my male young cat Åse, a nordic SENIOR female name. I have no idea how she got it.
Zim and Kylo have become “Silky” and “Fluffy Butt”.
Zim gives me Invader Zim vibes and Kylo’s name I inherited when I rescued him. Not like he answers to it or anything.
One of our cats is Meshe, we call her Moo. Meshe -> Mooshe -> Moo.
Bonus: we have a dog named Gismo, we call him big boobs. Don’t ask how we got there, it makes sense.
Dexie, or Puddin Poopers
Name: Emily
Nickname: Emmerly. Sometimes I sing “Emmerly and Ivory” to her 😁
Name: Charlotte
Nickname: Char-Char
I also refer to them as “The Sisters” or “The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters” since they are in fact sisters from the same litter and love staring at me, visitors, and each other 😄
A rare moment of them getting along outside of having fun playfighting:
Things I love about this comment:
- Singing Emmerly and Ivory
- Emmerly’s mlem matching the cat food bag
- “Staredycat Sister’s”
- The fact that Char Char is a tortoiseshell, because I think they look like orange cats that got stuck in a sooty chimney
I have two void brothers.
Booker
- Book
- Booger
- Bookbookbookbookbookbookbookabookabooka
- Booker DeWitt (his full name) when he’s being very handsome.
Hollow
- Holla at your homeboy
- Scaredycat
- Boy
- Fatty
Both of them also get called
- Mister Man
- Void (said as many times as feels right)
- Stinkybutt
- Boysboysboysboysboysboysboys (into perpetuity)
- Handsome
My partner and I ALSO have
Mister Man
and
BOISBOISBOISBOISBOISBOIS
!!!
We don’t have stinkybutt, but I do call them “pooper”, and “poo tube”
Name: Miso
Nickname: Dickhead, when he is stupid. Mate, when he isn’t being an orange cat.
Her name is Beri. Nicknames: beko, bekos, or berko. As you can see in the pictures she’s a low intelligence specimen.
The last pic has big “phone home” vibes 👽
