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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey

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Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

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Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monkey.

SAN FRANCISCO — Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke

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Not believable in that he admits to a mistake. My man Lonnie prefers to double down.

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