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minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·1 year agoElon’s lawyers: “He didn’t mean that.” Elon: “Yes I did.” Elon’s lawyers: “He really didn’t mean that. He’s just cranky because he skipped lunch.”
minus-squaregullible@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·1 year agoIf by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.
minus-squaresour@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agohttps://piped.video/zqllxbPWKNI?feature=shared&t=626
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoElon: “Here’s a map to where the bodies are buried.” Lawyer: “Can I join them?”
Elon’s lawyers: “He didn’t mean that.”
Elon: “Yes I did.”
Elon’s lawyers: “He really didn’t mean that. He’s just cranky because he skipped lunch.”
If by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.
https://piped.video/zqllxbPWKNI?feature=shared&t=626
Elon: “Here’s a map to where the bodies are buried.”
Lawyer: “Can I join them?”