Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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    1 year ago

    This is what happens when so few lawyers will touch you that you have to resort to the ones in strip malls.