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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down2·7 months ago 4 people are richer than God Wait… Doesn’t the church give all their donation money to that guy? Surely God is still richer. /s
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·7 months ago“He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”
minus-squareArtVandelay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoThere really is a Carlin quote for everything
minus-squareCheeseNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI mean the guy canonically can’t resist taking a bet on wether torturing a guy will make him lose faith, might be a bit of a gambling problem.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoGod spends the money through his disciples, child. Now fucking tithe.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 months agoI donate 10% of my income to the poor. I am the poor.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoThe more you give, the more you qualify to receive! We take tithe now, charity comes next weekTM
Wait… Doesn’t the church give all their donation money to that guy? Surely God is still richer. /s
“He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”
There really is a Carlin quote for everything
I mean the guy canonically can’t resist taking a bet on wether torturing a guy will make him lose faith, might be a bit of a gambling problem.
God spends the money through his disciples, child.
Now fucking tithe.
I donate 10% of my income to the poor.
I am the poor.
The more you give, the more you qualify to receive!
We take tithe now, charity comes next weekTM