so, who knew, but I have been going through some stuff lately and it turns out you lot are my safe space. I love you awesome nerds!
I’m not a nerd. I’m a weirdo though. Just wanna clear that up.
Cheers everyone 🍺
Happy 21st birthday @[email protected] 🍺
Thank you for getting my age right! Everyone else and my license keep getting it wrong
Happy b’day!
Happy birthday Bull!
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Ayyyyyye happy birthday!
Cheers
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It’s book release day!. Yay!
Will purchase tonight. I really enjoyed Revenge of the Flightless. This one looks like fun too.
Aww thank you!
Today was a new record, woke up at 7:30 but didn’t leave the bed - not even to go to the bathroom - until 6pm. I have completely checked out of all my obligations and requirements today… wasn’t gonna make me feel better with no food or water, but I don’t feel substantially worse either.
At least I’ve got dinner with me now - a nice hearty Moroccan tagine packed with veggies, and some pappadums - dragged the laptop back to the bedroom and gonna binge watch stuff until I fall asleep. Maybe I’ll start with the movie CODA since I’ve been on an apple+ run lately (🏴☠️, of course)
I think this is my body just going “you sorted out the car and job. NOW RELAX”
Do you have an actual tagine because I want one but they’re so awkward to store in a tiny kitchen?
Nah, this was premade, I’ve never made one let alone with an actual tagine…
I hope you enjoy it.
Wow. That’s impressive.
Sometimes you have to listen to your body and let it rest when it needs it.
Dinner sounds yummy!
It’ll be even more impressive if you can get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight.
Check out a show called “Tales from the loop” if it’s on Apple+
Late reply, but this sounds right up my alley! I’ll definitely check it out.
It’s crazy how much power a dream can have on us.
Had one with my old man in it and I was a kid.
Felt the exact same terror I felt when I was that age. There’s this look he’d give me and I knew I was absolutely fucked.
I woke up semi hyper ventilating.
Even after all this time, even as a grown man, you never forget that stuff I guess.
I’m getting child abuse vibes. Am I reading into this too much?
Nah you’re not. It was random acts of violence.
Makes you hyper vigilant as an adult.
It’s that time of the evening. There’s more work that needs to be done, but that’s next week’s problem.
Now it’s time for wine and pizza
Cheers mate 🍺
By the way where you from? It’s ok if you’re not from Melbourne because we loves strays. Just curious.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @[email protected] I’m currently up in Sydney, but I was born and raised in Melbourne (and travel back as often as I can).
Cool mate. Love having ya here.
Today shall be known as “International Unholy Amount of Gravy Bucket Friday Day”
Mark your calendars and secure your chippies.
Yesssss woo hoo 🎉
Will there be mayonnaise?
As you wish
Thank you. 😋 yum
The first thing the Seagoons do when they go back home to Belgium is go to the friterie near Grande Place. Cones of chips with mayo and little forks to eat them with
Delicious 😋
I believe birthday wishes are due to @[email protected]
Happy birthday Bull! 🎂
I raise my horn to Bull. 🥳 h b’day
@Catfish @Seagoon_ @melbourne Happy birthday Bull!🍹🍾🎂🎁🎉
Happy birthday, Bull! 🎂
Thank you and other repliers! 🥰
If I were Prime Minister, I would make it law that if a Public Holiday falls on a Tuesday/Wednesday or Thursday, than the rest of the week is also a day off. Who has the motivation to work today?
feels like Sunday, just want sleep
I’m genuinely surprised and impressed at how many people are at work today. Granted, there is a lot going on right now. But still - hardly anyone took the day off.
Shit neighbours are having a loud bluey outside.
Time to go out there and glare at them.
Yes, I’ve done it before.
Yes, they’re scared of me.
Oi! Knock it off ya feral cunts!
More like ‘Shut the fuck up, or I’ll fuck you both up’
They got the message.
Hehhhhbahahhaa yesssss - true chaotic good dad-energy
Rest of the neighbours will back me up 100% but they need a large person (me) to initiate.
Ooooo let me translate that for you into bogan.
Garn which one of you cunts wants a knuckle sammich? Who wants to smell the cheese?
I’m okay with boganese.
They’re very brave until they get close enough to judge the size difference.
Got a ‘Sorry mate, we’re alright’ from it.
The dude looked genuinely worried that his arse was mine.
Methinks we’re friends now.
Oi wadaya fink this is? Fuckin’ bush week ya fuckin mongrels.
My neighbour had been doing tons of loud renos at all hours for months . He seems to have stopped the past week or so. Thankfully.
Other neighbours were starting to shout at him 😬
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Hi chef. Unfortunately I’m feeling a little under the weather today. Perhaps some chicken soup?
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Honey lemon tea, miso soup, and your best antiviral tonic
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I could go a good hot goat curry. And some lime pickle please.
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That ought clear my head! Thanks.
Cake & coffee please.
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Thanks.
Homemade Anzac biscuits and a decaf cap with 2 sugars. Thanks 😁
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Good news: the auction place will take most of the furniture that can’t fit into the new place that I don’t want.
Bad news: I have to take it myself.
Good news: it should fit into the new car, and my lawn guy and occasional helper will drop by and help me load up the car.
Bad news: trying to get my Google profile for the business verified and none of the methods work. This is frustrating as I’m using the practice room as a sorting hub after I cleared it yesterday.
Good news: I stress cleared the pile of crap I scooped off the floor and slung into a very large bag and most of it is now in the bin.
Bad news: I have a headache bordering on a migrane and I really can’t stop to indulge it.
Good news: the old cooking chocolate seems to be helping. ;)Here, have a cup of gravy on the house ☕
Ta! glug
New snack unlocked:
A cracker, put on some franks hawt sauce, put on cheddar cheese, put on sriracha, put on a little bit of spring onion, put on finely sliced chilli, put on a dollop of plum sauce and a dollop of sweet soy (all very small amounts). Bit of cracked black pepper on top…
Where you been all my life.
International Stack 'em up morsel Day
Ooh I’m down with that being a day.
I’m enjoying International Cracker, Olive, Cheese and Kabana Retro Day today. Aka as cock day
Even my stubby holder confirms the correct term: PARMA!
Never ever will I call it a -shudder- parmi 🤢
Fuck yeah. Parmi sounds like something a teenage boy does under his sheets in his bedroom at night.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @StudChud @melbourne Parmas, not parmis.
And while where at it…
It’s a pot of beer, not a schooner.
It’s a potato cake, not a scallop (?!?!).
It’s a freeway, not a motorway.
They’re bathers, not toggs.
The biggest city in Australia is called Melbourne, not Sydney.
And if Teddy Whitten isn’t either playing or coaching, then it’s not really State of Origin.
Whoa. You are from here. Home of the dim sim!
Oh and Teddy has unfortunately passed so not possible he’s doing either.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @melbourne Exactly.
You can’t have a real State of Origin without Teddy Whitten *glances at the NRL*
Ted jr 👍
I think you spelled pint wrong
It’s a pot of beer.
No that’s called a tease.
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Pint is a pommy word for I don’t give a fuck how much is in there.
A-farkin-men! 🙌🙌
I saw a menu ad at a CBD pub recently that advertised a Chicken Parmi. I shuddered. This is how to lose customers.
Parma 4 life. And potato cake.
My personal view is that, given the spelling of parmigiana, parmi is the correct shortening of the word. But it sounds stupid. So the contraction of parma is a much better option, but should technically be written as parm’a. But that looks stupid. I blame the entire problem on the Italians, we wouldn’t be having this argument at all if they just did the sensible thing and called it a schnitzel pizza.
I’d be happy calling it a parmo. Parmi/parmy no way in hell.
Oh it’s definitely Parma, all day, everyday.
Parmi is a big no no!
Launchpad is clear. Initiate countdown sequence.
Just msgd boss I’m off sick today. Launch successful 🚀
Get well soon. Here’s some honey tea. 🍯🍵
You are grounded
@Force_majeure123 @useless_modern_god @melbourne That fakenitis is very contagious. You’re doing the right thing by listening to Dr Howlong and staying home.
Beverages or recreation are also a great remedy, I hear…
Those boys are pretty.
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