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  • Devi@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    Tip of the nose, super sensitive so will hurt like hell, weird shaped so hard to do anything good, and it’s right in the centre of your face so it’s a jobstopper.

  • glue_snorter@lemmy.sdfeu.org
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    11 months ago

    On your toddler.

    Because, say, you knew the other parent was about to get full custody.

    Or just because you’re really into Louis Vuitton.

    • loffiz@feddit.nlOP
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      11 months ago

      There’s room for creativity at least “HE IS MINE!! / MOM” “CALL 911 IF YOU SEE THIS CHILD”

      also perhaps, a bit, depressing

  • Evkob@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    I know a guy who has Elmer Fudd next to his asshole with a speech bubble which reads “Come on out you wascally wabbit!”

  • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    My best friend’s birth mother (he was adopted) has a tattoo of a butterfly on her butt which anyone only knows about because she wears her pants low enough you can recognize antennas.

    • Dandroid@dandroid.app
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      11 months ago

      I knew a guy who we all called “Punkin” because he was the singer in a punk band and had a tattoo of a pumpkin on his butt. He showed literally everyone that tattoo. When I was introduced to him, he said, “you want to know why they call me that?” And then immediately pulled down his pants to show me his butt tattoo. I then watched him do it 3 more times as he met new people.