They were literally named after a song lyric from the movie “Aladdin.” You get “beat in” to the group by having your cohorts hit you until you can name 5 boxes of cereal. Masturbating is strictly prohibited, and the founder once fucked himself in the ass with a dildo on a live stream to prove they were not “homophobic.”
I made up zero of these things. These are all real proud boy facts.
Damn, I’d never heard the Aladdin thing before. I really didn’t believe that I could think less of this clown, but there you go. Making fun of a little kid at a music recital. There’s just no evil too petty for these people to indulge in.
We’re called Proud Boys because I went to one of my kids’ music recitals and some ponce got up there and while everyone’s playing the piano and the violin and doing stuff they tried, he gets up and he goes, “Proud of your boy, I’ll make you proud of your boy.” It’s some song from “Aladdin.” And I was looking around for the dad because I thought there’s no way this dad is proud of his boy, and of course, he was the child of a single mom…duh! His mother told him, yes sing a song, that’s a talent, and there was no dad to say no you’re not, play the piano for christ’s sakes.
I always felt the name “Proud Boys” made them sound like a bunch of toddlers, who just made poo-poo in the potty for the very first time!
Look what I made, Mommy!
Baby’s First Seditious Conspiracy
They were literally named after a song lyric from the movie “Aladdin.” You get “beat in” to the group by having your cohorts hit you until you can name 5 boxes of cereal. Masturbating is strictly prohibited, and the founder once fucked himself in the ass with a dildo on a live stream to prove they were not “homophobic.”
I made up zero of these things. These are all real proud boy facts.
Damn, I’d never heard the Aladdin thing before. I really didn’t believe that I could think less of this clown, but there you go. Making fun of a little kid at a music recital. There’s just no evil too petty for these people to indulge in.
My god, I read that three whole times and it hasn’t become any clearer.
You have to be making this last one up ?
I thought he was making all of them until I got to the last one. I knew that was true because I saw it and was very confused. 😂
I had to go reread the rest because I didn’t remember anything I just read.
Nope.