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If not friend why friend shaped??
Came here looking for this lol
if not fren then why fren shaped?
We were “groomed” by plush toys…
we should have domesticated bears
I’ll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.
200 kg? Try 800 kg
Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.
800,000 grams
That’s YUGE bear!
sounds about the same if you aren’t American
They were cozing up to humans for the title of “ultimate hunting duo apex” but because they don’t hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.
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“Why, to better to hear your screams of course.”
I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.
Haha i had almost forgotten that teacup storm.
The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they’re mauling from damaging their eardrums.
Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.
An apex predator shouldn’t have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God…
Moreso:
Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp
They live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.
If they were bigger they’d get bitten off more often in all the fights.
Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don’t worry, I’ll mock you with your funeral.