• HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Considering starting a company more than once.

    “I’ve navigated the system and never need to work again. Join me for my 10 min low production value videos where I explain how I did it. Only $300 pay per view which I need for reasons unrelated to the fact that I apparently claimed my millions correctly and still want cash”

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      4 months ago

      Only $300 because not just anyone is clever enough to participate and I want only the best and most clever investors working with me.

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          4 months ago

          “Partner” is a very exclusive title in my circle, and I reserve it only for the most discerning investors, who want to climb to the upper echelons of personal wealth. But you seem like just the right kind of person to me, perhaps I can expedite your application - shall we say a small $10k donation to my charitable foundation?

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            4 months ago

            Great, where’s the postage stamp i need to sign over, and do you understand agreements with nautical carriers?

            (I cant even drop to this level of stupid when I’m trying)