Yeah well if the reverse happened as your title suggested, his nothingburger of an incident would have resulted in him going to prison for 3 lifetimes, but not before he had to watch
personally kill his whole family and the next 3 generations would also have the same fate so checkmate, tankie 
Then it wouldn’t be even in the news, such mundane merely 4-generations punishment is happening to all norfkoryans at least three times per day!
3? I meant 7 generations.
Yeah definitely 8 generations. Pure suffering at the torture farm.Hit them so hard their ancestors in Gojoseon feel that!
Pre-Japanese settler colonial generational punishment hits different.
(I hope this joke makes sense lol, my current knowledge of the history of the Korean peninsula is pretty limited to the expose bits from Blowback and what I’ve had to correct from what we are taught is the States.)
Use Juche necromancy to revive all 8 generations just to torture them
“Of course it’s the other way, in North Corey-a they would execute you and all your family for that :smuglord:”
Then bring you back a couple of years later just to freak out the people
Just goes to show their satanic gommunist sadism, using the unholy powers of juche necromancy to kill and revive people over and over again.
If you don’t want to push the train they just kill you and bring you back until you change your mind
DPRK confirmed The Good Place.
Akshually necrosocialism solved the problem of multiple death sentences condemnations not being able to be executed
American judiciary would giver an arm and leg for this secret, for now they only assign multiple death or lifetime imprisonment sentences theoretically
Jaywalking and all other minor traffic violations are now worth seven consecutive life sentences without possibility of parole
And the word “retirement” is entirely removed from all legislation.
Nah, billionaires are still allowed to retire, you can’t inconvenience the poor billionaires
maybe you don’t like it, but that’s how true freedom looks
