So, my clumsy servant broke the amphora I’ve had for as long as I can remember. I went to the marketplace looking for a new one, but for some reason almost all the amphorae there were ‘wheel thrown’.
What does that even mean?? Take a wheel off some poor farmer’s ox-cart and throw at a clump of clay hoping you get a pot?
Are coiled pots suddenly not good enough for people anymore?!
All servants born after 200BC do is break they amphora, throw clump of clay, and get pot. Ridiculous.
My family makes its living off coiled pottery and this is eating into our livelihoods! Such a disaster! Someone needs to stop this!
It’s all a plot by Big Wheel to sell more wheels.
Probably trying to compete with the door makers
What do you need a door for? Just drag a stone slab to cover the entrance!
“Big Wheel” snort is that what Wham’o and Ma’tel are calling themselves now?
You think that’s wild, I saw amphora on the market with a completely flat bottom, just, liek, on a shelf. Da fuq?
pics or it didn’t happen
Oh for fuck’s sake… first it was wheels on carts, now it’s wheels making pots.
JUST PUT WHEELS ON EVERYTHING ALREADY IF THAT’S THE PLAN!
smh…
Didn’t I say using wheels would lead to this? Didn’t I say?!
The same as all those other recent technological advances: they were given to us by our alien overlords.
Well those alien overlords stick those advances up their asses!
Do you mean the gods? Obviously they give us everything.
