Microwave it on its side.

Who knew compost was good for plants?

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

Yes but the judge will be MIFFED and do nothing.

Do fish feel?

I envy you

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Russian President Musk

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

We dont want poors getting educated

Not the worst life plan ever

Young kirk is played by AI

Thanks Obama.

I like to think my brain functions, I was quite surprised to see him reelected.

Moonshine

Confirmed, am moron.