There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • Russia hasn’t declared war on anyone either.
    (If you claimed it did while you’re in Russia, you’d risk up to 15 years in prison.)
    So an official declaration of war isn’t a good benchmark for whether a country is at war.

    Boots on the ground is probably the best metric.
    But by that metric, NATO wasn’t involved in Yugoslavia, either.

    When Germans build computer-guided artillery systems, program their software to lock in the allowed target area and muntion-types, deliver them to Ukraine, a Ukrainian soldier clicks a touchscreen to fire it, and when it is worn out or damaged it is sent back to Germany to be fixed, you can’t tell me that Germany isn’t involved in that war.














  • Wenn ich Hunger habe, oder auch allgemein mit der Gesamtsituation unzufrieden bin, lese ich gerne in dem Schwäbischen Kochbuch, das meine Oma sich zu Beginn ihrer Hausfrauenkarriere angeschafft hat.
    Das muss so eines der ersten hundert Bücher gewesen sein, die der gute Johannes Gensfleisch (genannt Gutenberg) damals aus seiner neuen Erfindung rausgepresst hat.

    Ich stehe also mit leerem Magen und voller Selbstmitleid in der Küche und lese:

    Brennte Mehlsupp
    Schritt 1: ein TL Butter (oder Schmalz, Margarine, zur Not Wasser) in einer Pfanne erhitzen
    Schritt 2: ein EL Weizenmehl (oder Gries, Haferflocken, Brotbrösel, zur Not Sägespäne) zugeben
    Schritt 3: gründlich anbrennen lassen
    Schritt 4: mit 1l Wasser ablöschen
    Schritt 5: Salz zugeben, falls vorhanden
    Guten Appetit!

    Und plötzlich geht’s mir gar nicht mehr so schlecht.



  • It’s kind of ironic and pretty bitter. The Greens were founded by environmentalists and pacifists.
    Their slogan was “never again war, never again genocide”

    And both times they were part of a government coalition, they immediately had to decide on an active involvement in a European war (Yugoslavia and Ukraine).
    Cause in both wars, “never again war, never again genocide” wasn’t an option.
    They had to chose one, and they chose to get involved in the war to stop a genocide.