Lies. You are a liar.

No. I prefer you vote. Your victim complex is silly

The redhead said you shred the cello

Sitting in the window seat on a flight to work in Florida. The sun was setting and the sky was gorgeous. Full flight.

The lady next to me was somewhat disheveled and sad. Noticed the ankle bracelet and that she didn’t speak English with the flight attendant when trying to ask for help.

She noticed me marveling at the display outside and said “beauty”. A ‘no engles’ and a ‘no Espanol’ later, we fumble through enjoying a sunset together. Just two humans traveling together to very separate destinations. She cried. I cried. Used Google translate to say “sorry we make this difficult for you. I hope for the best”

The flight home was another gorgeous and full sunset flight. Another lady sitting next to me, both soaking in the beauty. She was a little older with what seemed to be her husband, both dressed to a T.

A ‘no engles’ and a ‘no Espanol’ later, we fumble through enjoying a sunset together. Just two humans traveling together to somewhat similar destinations.

Such a beautifull tragic things humans can be.

Sorry about the fucking idiots, and thanks for not fucking the idiots

Getting the nonvoter to vote may be a bit harder, but I believe much more fruitful endeavor than trying to court someone that is “undecided” at this point in that game.

Go vote, peeps

Then you vote for who you’d rather fight against. Yep yep, everybody sucks. We vote to choose our battle

I’d much rather fight cereal. Raw chicken gets all over you

Really gonna hit that 16hz pipe right!

And we loved every minute of it

I love… lamp

The system works as intended

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If your partner is an “opponent” in an argument, then you’ve lost the plot of your relationship. It’s you and your partner against the issue, not against each other.

Here, I enjoy the ambiguity the lack of oxford comma brings.

Her moves are weak

Tin roof rusted

All that and the Oxford Comma. Love it

His other grandpa

gg