Rats don’t need to go so much to find something
“Don’t say a word and he won’t find us. We need to cut through the arcade to get to the door. I can’t eat anymore of his pizza.”
Hide and Seek: Snitches Get Scritches
Next step: the bowling ball drops from the bathtub, launching the man who then dives into the barrel, releasing the laundry basket meant to catch the mouse.
In the heat of the moment, Larry could only think to throw his dentures at the hungry rat.
“shhhh, i’m poopin”
Please don’t tell the professor about us having fun instead of working.
As the gerbil approaches Richard Gere it wonders what will happen next.
It’s gonna be butt stuff I just know it
I haven’t heard this about Richard Gere in so long LMAO, bravo
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe…
‘Schrodinger’s mistake’
SQUEAK!
After pleasuring himself in bed, Jerry realised he was not alone…
“Shh! Don’t tell the ants where I am.”
“Why, Hello there!”
(Edit: the trimmed the best part! The belly tickles as a reward.)
Moments before what in retrospect was inevitable, Jeremy realized he shouldn’t have crammed his rectal cavity with cheddar cheese that morning.