I have a job. I am currently getting ready to go to it. Then, since it is now Friday. I’m gonna order a god damned large pizza and then I’mma sit down in front of my big ass television set and play video games and eat pizza till I’m too tired to do either anymore.
Which, because I’m fucking old now, will probably be around 10:00 p.m. 😢
Do you have school tomorrow? 🤔
Some of us made the mistake of becoming teachers
“Do you want kids?”
“Yes! I want around 30. And then about another 30 two hours later.”
“jeeze, it’s a pelvis, not a clown car.”
I have a job. I am currently getting ready to go to it. Then, since it is now Friday. I’m gonna order a god damned large pizza and then I’mma sit down in front of my big ass television set and play video games and eat pizza till I’m too tired to do either anymore.
Which, because I’m fucking old now, will probably be around 10:00 p.m. 😢