When I said I support the fake immigrants eating dogs, this is the dog I meant.
Eat the rich? Lol
she’s a good girl and she deserves it
It figures they also wouldn’t care enough to figure out that Thurston was in fact a Yorkie.
I’m down for making a dog richer than our richest billionaires.
The least believable part about this is boomers leaving behind money at all. If they’re anything like the boomers I’m biologically related to, they brag about intending to “live it up” and “leave nothing behind but a beautiful corpse.”
So then I told the old man “Sir, your card was declined”, and he just fucking died right there on the spot with a huge grin on his face.
Fuck it, I’ll marry a tiny dog, no prenup though he cant read.
Me after reading the headline: “Huh? I’m confused. Is this like a collective thing? How does that work? And how many people are donating to this thing? And how much is the average donation??? I better check the source…oh.”
This is the one where you ate the onion? Lol
Have you SEEN real life in the past 10 years? We had people trying to cure a disease by getting a self made vaccone that was just injecting bleach, rather than getting the real vaccine.
We had rich people complain that average people were ALSO making money by manipulating the AMC and Gamestop stock prices. To the point that Robinhood illegally refused to trade stocks.
Planking was a thing.
And just a few nights ago a former president engaged in a debate with the current vice president. Among other absurd things said, he also said that Harris “put out” because she “chooses to be black”, and he’s ok with her being black because “that’s her choice”.
So yeah, absurd headlines, and people doing dumb things don’t come off as far fetched like they would before. Dominoes is patching potholes in cities, because cities refuse.
We live in a world where common sense doesn’t apply.
Ya know what, fair point. Any one of those would make marvelous Onion post if they weren’t real things that happened!
wait, isn’t this just the plot of the Aristocats?
Dude, tomorrow’s already the 13th!
Far out
Figures
Hm, maybe I should buy stocks in dog fashion afterall…
