I didn’t so much forget it as I did assume Texans were just playing the martyr for getting their collective asses kicked in. Again.
You know… Like Dallas Cowboys fans?
San Jacincto was a different battle wherein Mexico got their collective ass kicked in there. The Alamo was a rallying cry.
Alamo itself was a rout for the Texians [sic]. There’s no side-stepping that. It goes as it goes.
“Have some apple pie. Oops, can’t forget the ala mode.”
Idky this seems like something weird al would say
I think I got it from Colin Mocheri on Who’s Line. So close.
I almost forgot about Dre once
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Remember that’s the first time Texas fought for slavery.
What about the Lusitania? There’s so many things we forgot to remember!
Clearly, you haven’t seen PeeWee. I ONLY remember the Alamo.
The stars at night ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!
👏👏👏👏
Deep in the heart of texas
The Alamo is worth being forgot about. It’s always told as a feel good story but it’s actually just kinda fucked up. Pretty on par for American history
What the fuck is an Alamo? Is it like an Internet but with less porn?
Remember the Alamo!
Weren’t they telling Mexicans not to forget the Alamo? I’m not Mexican, so I shouldn’t need to remember the Alamo
Aren’t we all Mexican on the inside?
Only on taco tuesdays
If someone weighs 120lbs and has severe munchies, probably from that Grave Reaper Vanilla Kush Zombie Lettuce OG, and eats 12lbs of tacos would that make them 10% Mexican?
The Alamo’s a story of American expansionism by an ungrateful group of settlers welcomed by Mexico.
America are the bad guys in the Alamo story.
If that were the case, how did you know to post about it?
Fuck 'em, I do what I want.
Forget about Dre though?
I think that only applies to Texans.
The bicycle is in the basement