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yogurt, instead of wine.
Cheese, instead of brandy
Yes, I know I’m soup. At least 90% soup. At this point, I have soup every fucking day.
Flying Squid Soup actually sounds like it could be a thing. I mean… If flying squids were a thing, anyway.
Flying squid are, in fact, a thing.
I like soup. Don’t dis the soup…
I’m not dissing soup. I seriously have soup every single day.
I think you have to sit in a particular corner of society to hear “I’m rotting”, or whatever this person hears, enough to feel the compulsion to write this.
Something to do with “rotting in my room” I guess?
Gradually decaying…
… thanks?
No wonder I’m such a sour puss.
If I had to guess, I’m probably kombucha
I’m pickling; getting more sour by the day