ill take a pocket dimension outside of our timestream I can go to escape our universe which I will be doing like alll the time.

“Best I can do is a horse that reports crimes”
- Bethesda

This is the correct negotiation strategy. Ask for more than what you want, throw in something ridiculous, and the “compromise” ends up being what you were going for in the first place.

My Serenity prayer is begging the flying spaghetti monster to get in his time machine and uncancel Firefly.