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minus-squaremommykink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up88·11 months agoCan’t die from suicide if you die from homicide first
minus-squareSpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·11 months agoCan’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
minus-squaremommykink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·11 months agoTrue but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoThat’s why I never wear pants at all! See?
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoKirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down2·11 months agoOh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏 /s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)
minus-squareSpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoTruly a big brain move by god
Can’t die from suicide if you die from homicide first
Can’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?
Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants
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Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏
/s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)
Truly a big brain move by god