Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.
Oof, shots fired.
all wounds septic
BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.
c/MoulderingThoughts
anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.
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Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.
Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.
OP doesn’t lie
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We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.
Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.
Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.
Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?
Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.
you guys have thoughts?
An excruciating number, yes
You guys?
Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die
I don’t know how I’m going to recover from this burn…
Take a shower
I don’t know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo…how about
Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!
Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site
Bro u shower too much
Once a day is definitely not too much.
Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!
Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?
I’m only subbed because I’m too disabled to shower myself.
I cunt believe you’ve done this…
Oh fuck
My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of “fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice” and “time to turn up the heat a smidge.” Am I doing it wrong?
Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.
my shower thoughts are always “God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already… I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET”
I don’t ever have philosophical thoughts in the shower. I just think ordinary things that people usually think of outside the shower. And I shower once a week, so… yeah idk what a “shower thought” is. But I just come here for the philosophy goodness.
Similarly, people interested in philosophy (and other theoretical stuff) might take a break and think of different things like “but how’s the soap made, anyway?”.
Or don’t think
Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they’re doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don’t have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?
ELI5