You must log in or # to comment.
Keyboard it is then
Keytar*
Goddamn right! Keytars are underrated!
You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?
He can drum if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind. Cause if his friends don’t drum, and if they don’t drum, well, they’re no friends of his. Weeehell …
Is it the safety drum?
Everyone knows octopods prefer the clarinet
That’s squids you scrollwheel.
Squidward is canonically an octopus you uncultured numpad.
TIL.
Also you made my day by returning a similar insult.
It’s true. I played bass clarinet in high school.
I thought it was a cello.
No deal. The octopus drums, the dolphins do backup vocals.
Make him play the triangle and just watch him not know what to do with his 6 other tentacles.
Nah, you gotta put the triangle on a stand for extra confusion
Sold!
- Two arms holding and playing the triangle
- Two arms folded in annoyance
- Two arms standing as legs
- Two arms secretly playing the violin behind his back
The Octopus can play drums if it wants to and I’m not standing by while you crush its dreams!
Octopus on vocals. 8 mic dynamic surround sound, fuck yeah.
Metal for fishes only.
Fish don’t gots no good metal
Fish does progressive rock
Go into the wa-ter
… become one with the sea
Also plz don’t make the bass play the bass
No other creature is capable of such gnarly polyrythms though! Not many undersea creatures can even hold the sticks. Some crustaceans could maybe play percussion but not the whole kit.
A school of tiny fish that individually run into each drum for individual beats, machine-gun style
Good news! Voyager, a prog rock band from Australia has an underwater video with no octopus in sight.
Octopus on Jazz Flute.
